West Cork Trip
Here we go with your countdown clock
OIL CHANGES
Why did the oil go to therapy?
It needed a change.
BIKE MAINTENANCE
I asked a mechanic for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes…
But he only has manuals.
TRIP TIPS
A guy walks into a spares shop and says "I'd like a brake disk for my BMW motorbike". The man says "That sounds like a fair trade!"

PUNCTURES

503

BRAIN CELLS

75

COMBINED AGE

742

COMBINED MENTAL AGE

68